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In assembly we challenged you to find a joke that was better than the ones we had at school.

Share your cracker jokes on the blog so we can see who had the funniest Christmas Cracker joke…..who can get the most laughs? 🙂

As promised, here are the answers to the jokes I posted in the Christmas lunch blog post… come on, you’ve got to be able to find better jokes that these!! 😉

What does a frog do when his car breaks down?  He gets it toad away

What do you call a cat in the desert?    Sandy claws

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa jaws

What does a clock do when it is hungry? It goes back 4 seconds

Where does mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly” wood

What is a frog’s favourite drink?  Croakacola

 

Merry Christmas 

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