Today, the whole school went to the Queens Theatre to watch Cinderella. Oh Yes we did. Some of us even got to go on stage… and one of us even started a fruitful new relationship with the prettiest of the two sisters, Flatula – I DID! 🙂 The children thought it was hilarious but I was quite taken actually – she had lovely long legs too. However, the children kept laughing saying that Flatula was actually a man (!) … quite rude, I must tell them off a little more when they come back in January – I thought she was beautiful!
Thank you very much FROGS… for without you I wouldn’t have met such a lovely woman. Sadly, I’ve let Flatula know that I’m a happily married man and not available. She may run after Dandini now after all?